It's all too hard if one doesn't have a
sense of proportion.
Originally Posted by: jaguar driver 
Somewhere I have kept a rather old cutting from the front page of the Daily Express of Sept 1994.
It declared that the previous August had been the driest month since records began with a months rainfall of only 6.1m.
I said to myself, 'Oh really, that is about 20 foot of water'.
I presumed they had meant 6.1mm which is 1/4inch of water.
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Another good one was the report of diesel cars producing 150kg of carbon soot every Kilometre.
That computes as 330lbs per half mile. Yep I thought, another newspaper calculation that is impossible to retread back and recalculate.
My diesel car goes 1000km on a tankful. So it's producing 150 tons of soot per tankful; soot, being solid, is made mainly of carbon which can't all come from the 55 litres of diesel, can it? So the rest must come out of the air. Can I claim carbon credits for sequestering 150 tons of carbon; i.e. 44/12*150 => 450 tons of CO2 from the atmosphere? ;-)
Euro-5 (and Euro-6)
limits for diesel particulates are 0.005 g/km for cars. Five milligrams per kilometre or 5 kilograms per gigametre; more than the distance the car is likely to drive.
Originally Posted by: jaguar driver 
It is easier to speak in Imperial,
Inches is easier that Millimetres
Feet easier than metres
Yards easier than metres,
Miles easier than Kilometres.
What sort of miles are you talking about? The one that's exactly 1609.344 metres?

Originally Posted by: jaguar driver 
I used to keep as many of these howlers whenever I saw them and used that cutting and others to tease all the metric imbeciles I met.
They are imbeciles regardless of the units of measurement because they lack a sense of proportion. The dimensions/units are only words to them. Sounds. Utterances. They lack the ability to make a physical connection between the language and what the units represent. They have no inherent understanding of what those words mean.
And it is quite often observed, that they also fail to make those connections in other aspects of their talk/writing. What they do is closer to mimicry than attempting to put words to individual thoughts. In the natural world, mimicry is often used as a survival strategy; e.g. to fade into the background or to appear to be "bigger" and thereby evade being eaten.
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